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![[*]](./images/scoobtastic/default_icon.gif) posted on 12-3-2006 at 21:47 |
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Fast-Aid
Okay people brace yourselves! And before any of you think about offering me a job I don't get out of bed for less than £30k!
Here it is, the song I promised in aid of cheering Fast up! (Fast if you weren't glum in the first place you might be after reading this!):
(Intro spoken a la sultry lady):
Hey Fast, how you been doing?
Rumour has it you've been glum
You know we all love ya, just ask anyone
Why do ya think I wrote this song
(beat kicks in)
Doing all you do makin' it all look so easy
I don't have asthma but you make me wheezy
Wheezie, queezy with a bit of lemon squeezie
Listening to you makes me dance all sleazy
I'm not tho so please don't get me all wrong
until last year I thought only ho's wore thongs
Enough about me this one's for you
to cheer you up and fix you with difontaine glue!
I hope this is making you better not worse
Oh I'm not a doctor, not even a nurse
but if you haven't laughed or smiled by now
I'll just give up and throw in the towel
Makin' you smile's the least I could do
after all you do for the difontaine crew
Enough about them this one is for you
to cheer you up and fix you like new!
Okay so now you must be getting there?
You got talent, style, charisma and flare
always looking sharp from your shoes to you hair
but I bet you don't notice when girls stop and stare
where? over there! you keep on going past
'who's that hot guy?' 'I think he's called Fast!'
Whenever you party with him its a blast!
Congrats dude you've nearly made it through this song
this long, long, out of sync, drawn out, rubbish song
but just you remember whenever your feeling glum and low:
even if you just played the banjo, I'd still want ya for my man ho!
The best news is now you should be mended
plus this really shit song has nearly ended
One last time... just for you
you've just been fixed by the difontaine crew!
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| posted on 13-3-2006 at 09:41 |
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This is one WICKED song Nat, hehehe!! Even better than the one ya did for me, if that's possible, lol!!! 
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| posted on 13-3-2006 at 10:08 |
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| Quote: | Originally posted by littlewing
nat, i fuckin LOVE you, girl! god bless that sweet december night in leicester! xx |
Cant believe that Leicester was a week ago! I could so do it all again! Need a boogie fix!
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| posted on 13-3-2006 at 11:29 |
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WTF!! that is BRILLIANT!
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| posted on 13-3-2006 at 11:41 |
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We're not worthy! Oh Nat....I have tears of laughter running down my face babe...well, even if you didn't cheer Fast up, you certainly have cheered
ME up! Damn, that's funny! 
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| posted on 13-3-2006 at 12:21 |
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Glad it made you laff my friends!
Think the men is white suits are coming to take me away......
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| posted on 13-3-2006 at 12:44 |
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would that be the FLC boys in white suits!!
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| posted on 13-3-2006 at 13:19 |
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It's Fast's birthday soon, maybe we should throw him a surprise party, hehee!! And we could sing Nat's song 4 him, lol!! 
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| posted on 13-3-2006 at 18:01 |
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Mwahahahaha... you need to record it now
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Natski
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| posted on 13-3-2006 at 18:44 |
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| Quote: | Originally posted by littlewing
| Quote: | Originally posted by Natski
Cant believe that Leicester was a week ago! I could so do it all again! Need a boogie fix! |
but i meant OUR night sugga. when you met ME, not them.
i wouldnt mind a boogie fix though neither. fancy comin to vienna? |
Sorry babe, being a bit thick! Used all my brain juice on that song! Yeah December that goes without saying, something beautiful happened that night!
The start of many years of partaying and muchos giggles!
I would love to come to vienna! Just bought a house tho, which could mean big partay at Natski's???? When I have a smidge of cash I will be straight
over honey!
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Natski
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| posted on 13-3-2006 at 18:47 |
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Gangsterbabe
It's Fast's birthday soon, maybe we should throw him a surprise party, hehee!! And we could sing Nat's song 4 him, lol!!
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Lets do it! We need someone to make a little tune up! We could perform it to him! ha ha ha ha! We could all dress like those girls in the Robert
Palmer (Addicted to Love) video! ha ha ha! Who's in????
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| posted on 13-3-2006 at 18:48 |
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Mwahahaha oh definitely.. though I'm not sure about the red lippy
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| posted on 13-3-2006 at 18:59 |
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We can make allowances for that! Red lipstick always makes peoples teeth look yellow! Slick hair tho' thats a must!
Okay who's gonna write a tune? Obviously may have to adjust the words to fit! Something electro pop/sassy/funky I think! We could all record our own
bits and then get Ollie to put it all together! Oh I love it when a plan comes together! mwwwhhaaaa we could do a whole album! ha ha
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| posted on 13-3-2006 at 19:02 |
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I can do slick hair, thats all ok! I just need to buy some hair goo.
Are you gonna sing it Nat? Huh?
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| posted on 13-3-2006 at 19:04 |
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bugger just chucked a load a hair goo out!!
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Natski
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| posted on 13-3-2006 at 19:05 |
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I'll give it a bash! mwaaaahhh! Need a tune tho! Are you musical bug?
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| posted on 13-3-2006 at 19:05 |
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| Quote: | Originally posted by MLH
bugger just chucked a load a hair goo out!! |
bugger, we could just not wash our hair for a week?
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| posted on 13-3-2006 at 19:07 |
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Mwahaha that would be attractive LOL I am a bit musical, yeah.. Lexy is very musical, we'd have to drag her along..
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| posted on 13-3-2006 at 19:08 |
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Natski
| Quote: | Originally posted by MLH
bugger just chucked a load a hair goo out!! |
bugger, we could just not wash our hair for a week? |
have been known to do that!!! it's pretty grim! 
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| posted on 13-3-2006 at 19:12 |
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I can sing (nowt special) but thinkin up tunes I can't do! Well never really tried, but I will leave it to the experts! Lets get this show on the
road! When Fasts birthday?
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| posted on 13-3-2006 at 19:14 |
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Oh yeah we could definitely muddle a tune out between us all.. Oh imagine it, we could be huuge! We might end up at number ONE! 
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| posted on 13-3-2006 at 19:15 |
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31st March isn;t it?! oh blast I'll be in Blackpool!
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Natski
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| posted on 13-3-2006 at 19:18 |
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hurrah! could do with a bit of cash! Oh what would we be called? We could support FLC. fuck me we'd give the mitchells a run for their money!
going for a hot bath....will think of our new name whilst I'm away! I do most of my best thinking in the bath!
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| posted on 13-3-2006 at 19:20 |
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Excellent.. think of some more songs too - we'll need b sides for our first single, obviously
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| posted on 13-3-2006 at 19:20 |
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well it'll be a remix of fast Aid and then the original of Ganster-aid!!
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